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Thank You for the Democratic Primary Debates
Thank you for the Presidential Primary Debates The dramatic press coverage is certainly stunning In the hands of these Bozos does rest our fate Why are these frivolous, well dressed cretins, still running?
It’s so much fun to study their rehearsed Hollywood style Their enormous courage it takes to berate Appearing twenty-fours hours on CNN’s dial Fund raisers start at ten thousand dollars per plate
Let’s follow them to New Hampshire’s beautiful stage Who’s now the leader in the morning polls? Every single syllable scrutinized on each and every page A simple mistake lands them on Fox’s, hot coals
From out of the pack roars Popeye McCain “I’m in this fight from start to finish “If the Demos attack, they will really feel some pain I’ll devour them all with my spinach”
Here comes John Edmunds, the former ambulance chasing guy The family man image, of course, he will seize As a personal injury lawyer, he has perfected the lie After the debates, he will take up with some sleaze
Lovely Hilary, trying to step into Bill’s shoes She’s already stepped into his jock strap With a twenty point lead, she couldn’t possibly lose She was voted out, when she woke up out of her nap
We never had a Black, so let’s vote for Barak “It’s Time for Change”, a patriotic, hollow trite verse This is an age of new dawn, who cares where he was born We got a “Change”, but the “Change” was for the worse
So thank you for the Presidential Primary Debates The country is in dire need of a fixin’ This comedy team comprise of only third rates It’s again time, to dig up President Richard Nixon
