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Ode to Ritalin Tin Tin
The story is sad, where do I start? Where do I ever begin? It’s about a puppy dog, it will break your heart Here’s the tragic story of Ritalin Tin Tin
Pre-natal care was wrong, the labor went way too long The Vet created a birthing catastrophe Distress eluded detection, the mother required a C-Section Ritalin Tin Tin, was born with a case of A.D.D.
He flunked every test in obedience schools Paper training would always seem to fail He ignored the entire set of strict house doggie rules He even refused, to wag his brown tail
Ritalin liked to chase cars across the busy street He especially ran after red Mercedes He attempted to bite the socks right off your feet He enjoyed chasing down little old ladies
Frustrated, we appeared at the end of our rope It was time for a strong dose of medication Medical therapy we feared, was the only last hope We prayed for the success of sedation
Ritalin Tin Tin is a radical new dog He sits still on the porch, just flaccid He no longer barks, but appears like a log Not even a whimper, he’s always quite flaccid
