1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
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Thank You for the American Truckers
Thank you for the American truckers Aren’t those hard working people truly great? The government should tax the hell out of those suckers Causing deadly traffic polluting our congested interstate
Run to the local Bigmart Store See the tired trucker passing by Cheap Chinese trinkets adorn your kitchen floor Truckers bring junk from the sweat shops from Shanghai
Truckers barreling down the beaten path Eighteen- wheelers like to hog the road In the passing lane you will achieve their wrath The middle finger is their friendly little code
The eighteen-wheeler’s day never ends One can’t imagine how a trucker must feels Smoking while talking on the C.B. with friends Fancy turns when his truck becomes seventeen wheels
The truckers helped win the War of Independence General Washington’s truck saved Valley Forge Truckers supplied all the Colony’s dependants Truckers brought gasoline and saved the ass of poor George
At Gettysburg, Lincoln made a famous speech His brilliant words got lots of raves Without the trucks, Lincoln would have been impeached And the South would be still filled up with slaves
T.R. Roosevelt gave the world a thrill All true Americans owe him so much Without the truck he would have lost San Juan Hill He became a hero, driving with his hand upon the clutch
So thank you for the American Truckers As you cut your transported Angus steak with your knife Thank you for the American Truckers Still unappreciated, in all daily aspects, of your life
