1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for the Hurricane
Thank you for the hurricane, The weatherman finally got it right Enjoyed tracking it on its deadly path, While sipping on my cold Coors throughout the night
Katrina did some flirting with us Some didn’t evacuate like most It washed away the New Orleans Superdome Redesigned new geography for the coast
Sitting comfortably on the rooftop soaked Shooting at the helicopters flying by “Brownie, you’re doing one heck of a job” “Come live in a FEMA trailer with formaldehyde”
The weatherman produces circles and arrows “Move inland, stay in a lodge I have not a clue where this hurricane will go Come with me and get your ass out of Dodge”
The Allstate man came to the rescue He trekked through the rubble and mud “It wasn’t hurricane wind that destroyed your house So sorry, you are not covered for flood”
Lets salute the residents of Florida They are resilient, brave with endurance Every few years they are in for a wash No company will offer them insurance
The change in climate now has no bounds Hurricane Irene didn’t choose the South again She took a little detour to visit New York The South this time did the watching, enjoying, CNN
Irene made the New Yorkers very upset “This change in weather patterns is totally wrong” New Yorkers have known before to stand up to God “Send the hurricanes back south, that’s where they belong”
Hurricanes are part of nature’s current wrath Earthquakes, along with blizzards and tsunami From disasters the lawyers know how to make a quick buck After every disaster follows, the advance of a legal army
So thank you for the hurricane Pardon me, if I am distant and aloof An unwelcomed pine tree made an unexpected visit Opportunistic builders, ripping you off, for a new roof
