1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
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Sorry to Hear You Are Being Deported
Sorry to hear you are being deported Your immigration papers weren’t in order A neighbor reported, helping you get escorted Assisting your return to south of the border
The name was invalid, your C.V. a Caesar Salad Your birthday was not even listed It’s back to Aruba, jail time in poor Cuba It will appear as if you never existed
You arrived in a boat, that would not stay afloat Fidel will be greeting you wearing his bandana When he is all through, about ten years you will do In a cozy prison somewhere is seedy Havana
Hang around for a while, come see Fidel’s toothy smile The revolution is always in season You passed the police sessions, he believed your confessions A dozen years is the sentence for treason
Tempers went wild, for that little Cuban child For Elian, we must all consort him We’ll let him now stay, he’ll be forgotten one day Then we can turn around and safely deport him
It’s in our firm power, even if making fifty cents an hour Illegal aliens will get a bum steer We know your hunger and thirst, but we were here first Please find, your own, hemisphere
Please pass on the salmon, remember the last famine Once was a time when potatoes didn’t grow The Irish might be lonely, in America it’s standing room only Here is a nice boat, that all of you can row
Au revoir-I’ll see ya, take your green card Pancho Villa You’re starting a long, one way trip We’ll supply the transportation, first class for deportation Your friends have already been shipped
So sorry to hear you are being deported Take your Sears hat with your green army fatigues Bt throwing a fastball, instead you would have been courted Pitching for the Yankees, in the lucrative, Major Leagues
