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Sorry to Hear the Pope is Resigning
Sorry to hear the Pope is resigning After six centuries, customs are re-designing It is a shocking departure, aghast!, to say the even least The Vatican is keeping a stiff upper lip The fooling around of another Archbishop Sexual abuse claims, will be buried by your priest
Financial dealings under the watchful eye of God Corruption uncovered, if you don’t look too hard The Pope’s butler, has done a little bit of singing The Pontiff has steered us on a nice six year ride His Christmas blessings, a warm and fuzzy feeling deep inside Boys are molested, while Church bells are ringing
Popes in the past, have all earned our trust Some lived for riches, some lived for lust In World War 2, the Pope suddenly, refused to speak The Popes have tried to keep the world out of danger Boys get more protection, from a Yellowstone Park Ranger Vatican rumors, once again, are starting to reek
“Something must be brewing”, is everyone’s hunch The Pope quickly retired, being briefed after lunch There is turmoil in this frightened Catholic Nation The Pope is a little tired, looking a bit frail After the last scandal, now time to hit the trail The first Pope, to ever go, on a Disney World Vacation
The Pope was too conservative, kept us all on a lurch Teenagers on the street, when they should be in Church Is there a new candidate, to provide us with hope? We need a new spirit, to remove sexual abuse The year is now new, another Archbishop on the loose Let’s pray he won’t be elected, the next Pope
Sorry to hear the Pope is resigning After every retired Pope, there is always a silver lining I will watch diligently for the next Papal selection Every one is sullen, after this unexpected loss Let us all pray, we will not get the same Vatican boss Watch CNN Pope debates, for the next Pope Election
