1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
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Thank You for the Mardi Gras
Thank you for the Mardi Gras The annual Bourbon Street, celebrated blitz Get assaulted and battered for a string of cheap beads Encourage lewd girls to show off their tits
Go-cups pollute the entire French Quarter Experience the fulminating urine emanating stench Escape momentarily from life’s malignant slaughter Today, you can be a voluptuous wench
Glimpse the triumphs of humanity filling the street View it from the balconies of the Royal Senesta Darwin’s Theory is perhaps mainly still incomplete See what evolution did unintentionally fester
Go to Ann Street for the Gay Parade All year they worked hard sewing their Southern Belle dress A chance to share a little of their AIDS While adorning those hi-heels, for a little finesse
Each costume reflects a current event Beer on tap like a huge distillery A Bill Clinton garb I an going to rent As long as you promise to be my Hilary
Endemyion, and Bacchus but my favorite is Rex Sacrilegious floats endlessly parading before ya The night festivities combine alcohol with unsafe sex A biblical replica of Sodom and Gomorrah
It’s Carnival Time, Join the Second line Sip on a potent Hurricane from Pat O’Brien Red beans and rice, savor the jambalaya with spice The zesty Creole Gumbo is certainly worth tryin’
So thank you for the Mardi Gras You must attend it by any legitimate means Detour reality for a therapeutic few days Way Down Yonder, Down in New Orleans
