1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Have a Happy Birthday #6
Here’s to another birthday, my love You used to be a lot of fun Now that you hit the magic age of forty Your abdominal girth, has become, rotund
For your present is an automatic treadmill Your extra poundage surely will never last Exercise before and after every meal Which will consist of a can of Slim-Fast
