1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for the Sunday New York Times
Thank you for the Sunday New York Times The only part of my life that is stable I pick it up every Saturday night Along with cream cheese, lox and bagel
Every edition is a treasured event Deemed worthy of intense celebration I patiently wait on the corner of East thirty-third Across from the Pennsylvania Station
I greet the delivery truck at the newspaper stand They keep for me a tab Then scan the headlines that are on the front page As I find a seat inside the cab
The entertainment section warns us all “For Star Wars-6 expect another long line” I think I’ll catch another Off-Broadway show Or see “Cats” for the twenty-seventh time
The book review with the best seller list Then reach for the Travel Page with a fancy maneuver A cruise on a ship, for a leisurely trip Looks like an excellent time to visit Aruba
And of course, there is always the sports The Yankees and Mets I faithfully follow The news of the week, another government leak A magazine story of the famous Apollo
So thank you for the Sunday New York Times It’s now prime time to stop and nuzzle I’m almost through, I’ll pay more attention to you When I complete the Sunday Times, Crossword Puzzle
