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Sorry to Hear You Bought Another AK-47
Sorry to hear you bought another AK-47 Let’s go rob another, fancy Seven Eleven The NRA will attempt to make it convenient Buying a gun has been simplified Buy it from Friendly Fred’s or the classified Restrictive purchasing is now amazingly quite lenient
Official I.D. is no longer required With numerous felonies, you still will be hired It doesn’t matter if your I.Q. is seventy-four Possessing a gun is your God given right Whether intoxicated or as high as a kite “Guns causing death”, is old Republican, folklore
Carrying a gun is macho and groovy Carry yours into the latest Batman filled movie A gun less country is a fantasy prediction Watch your friend Rambo in gunfights galore Most popular video games, are saturated in gore The gaming industry, encourages video game addiction
If you have been bullied, this is your big chance Be Clint Eastwood, at the high-school, Valentine Day Dance Let’s ignore all these anti-gun petitions “Need a fast gun?”, here is the number to dial “Need a little ammo?”, for your private stockpile We must maintain our “Far Right” positions
The need for gun safety is a frivolous claim The important thing to know, is to know how to aim Take a deep breath, and hold your gun steady In fun New Orleans, the murder rate keeps on arising Gun sales are up, and isn’t that surprising? On Bourbon Street, a smart tourist, is always ready
Sorry to hear you bought another AK-47 Take it with you, you can blast your way up to heaven The potent gun lobby will be there to refute Compromise will never solve this hot matter Watch your Senator partake, in endless mindless chatter And please, first learn how to shoot!
