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Sorry to Hear You are in a Same Sex Marriage
Sorry to hear you are in a Same Sex Marriage The laws of nature resulted in a genetic miscarriage Stand up to the altar to take your holy sacred vow The liberal establishment has been screaming for years If you pay your taxes, you are exempt from shedding any tears Show ten fingers and toes, the marriage license, will be now
The Times They are a Changin’, that is for certain You don’t have to make love anymore, behind an iron curtain The world exhibits a modern exercise of toleration Permissive Americans, souls have been touched Avoid marrying in Mississippi, your skull will get crushed Tolerance has its limitations, to its final penetration
Nobody should care, who you may marry Whether it be Tom, Dick or Harry As long as you find bliss on your matrimonial journey Same Sex Marriage will never be contrite Have your first Same Sex Marriage, all night brutal fight See the T.V. ad for a nasty “Same Sex Marriage Attorney”
Its becoming a common marriage household everywhere Same Sex Marriage no longer elicits a vulgar stare At times, things might get to be a little bit too hormonal Get that fuzzy wuzzy feeling deep inside Which one will be the blushing bride? Same Sex marriages don’t have to be abnormal
What will happen to the son? Is two daddies better, than having only one? What are the ethics of allowing Same Sex Marriage adoption? When it is time, to make a new brother Find a Same Sex Marriage, surrogate mother Same Sex Marriages should be allowed to have this option
Write to your Senator, join the position Get your name enlisted, in the Same Sex Marriage petition Our Democratic President will be campaigning for your vote Carry a sign, wear a bright pendant Lobby the Congress to pass a Same Sex Amendment Once elected, the president’s concern will be remote
Sorry to hear you are in a Same Sex Marriage Your choice of a mate in life, no one should ever disparage It’s a sin to live your life, in daily, pure secrecy It took centuries of growth, to make all men wise It might take an amendment, to completely open their eyes That is why America, will always be called, a Democracy
