1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Sorry to Hear the Government Couldn’t Balance the Budget
Sorry to hear the government couldn’t balance the budget With all the Washington math wizards, no one could fudge it The country is going bankrupt, I hope it is only a rumor Third rate Congressional minds are rarely inventive Getting re-elected is their only incentive Don’t need a factory, if you don’t have a consumer
Obama swears , “These cuts aren’t my perks If it was up to me, everyone works” “Who is now suppose to pay for the Welfare?” For two long years, it was an administrative joke The richest nation on earth, is all but now broke Innocent Illegal Aliens, are all in despair
Illegal Aliens all share the good sense With harsh budget cuts, they are jumping back over the fence There’s no telling, where this monetary slide is going Budget cuts will be provide, a monetary freeze Our fiscal aid, comes from the helpful Chinese To Shanghai, is where our money is all flowing
Senators in Congress, bicker by the hour Oprah Winfrey, is the only one in power We elect officials, who are clearly over their head “The deficit has increased”, warns the daily headline banner If we get into a crunch, we can always sell Louisiana We are in dire need, of a competent President, instead
All city services, will close to a crawl Watch a CNN government meeting, in Old Town Hall Republicans and Democrats are no longer speaking Entitlements for the 47%, now start to cease Say goodbye, to our racist police The dirty streets, will not be cleaned, it is heartbreaking
Add to the misery, there is a bit of frustration Its just a little bit more, of an annoying sequestration Americans have been long known, for their strong will It is time to appreciate for one’s life’s pleasures Obama has promised, just a few cost cutting measures Along with ObamaCare, we must swallow a bitter pill
Sorry to hear the government couldn’t balance the budget A sixteen trillion deficit, and we couldn’t even nudge it The Congress needs, a soft and lovable push To find out the truth, one needs not to look very hard Everything in life can be found in a funny Whackocard Until then, blame the unbalanced budget, on old Bush
