1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to a Sailing Buddy
I sailed with you from the tip of Florida All the way to the South of Maine When you studied the sailing manual You skipped the chapter about the passing lane
The wind was pulling us to the east, you didn’t reset the mast Fresh lobster we should be dining on Instead of treading water and sinking fast
You didn’t know the Stern from Bow In Starboard Tack we lost the rudder It was of no surprise when we went capsized The view of the Hull and shark, made me shudder
We floated in the Atlantic for two full days Finally the Coast Guard rescued us When I’m released from Intensive Care someday, I’ll travel with you, by the Greyhound Bus
