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Sorry to Hear Your Credit Card Has Been Revoked
Sorry to hear your credit card has been revoked Your checkbook has failed the proper accord Your fragile credit rating has totally been soaked Tripping to Europe, flying the plushy Concorde
Financially you had no idea at all what you were doing Your self control didn’t secure any limits Into the tub with catalogues for a viewing Dollars would flash by, in just two New York, short minutes
Now you stopped watching the nightly local news You ignore your favorite quiz show panel A downed cable creates the withdrawal blues From being addicted to the T.V. buying channel
At Christmas Time, you became a virtual Santa Claus To every imaginable person, a present was sent Having selective amnesia to credit card laws Forgetting the interest was a whopping thirty per cent
On vacation time you cruised the Rhine Enjoying winter skiing high in the Alps In the ski lift you would gloat, showing off a furry fox coat A wide collection of exotic animal scalps
The Porsche you would drive, as a monthly statement would arrive The diamond Rolex just maxed out your Visa Another giant plasma T.V. set, sends you further deeper in debt The sheriff agents are coming for the forced seizure
Sorry to hear your credit card has been revoked Poor financial planning you were running It doesn’t matter if you are flat out and broke Look in your mailbox, another credit card is coming
