1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for the Fatal Mars Shuttle
Thank you for the fatal Mars Shuttle Too bad it wasn’t a good flier The Martians planned this nasty rebuttal To ensure our taxes go way higher
This exclusive space program boasts of Ph.D’s A crack team of bona fide leaders Five hundred million tax dollars were the indices For forgetting to convert inches into meters
The space program makes us all delighted Confidence exudes from their keen eyes The wrong control button, was accidentally ignited When someone was reaching for the fries
So thank you for the fatal Mars Shuttle I can’t wait for the very next blast-off The next public message will not be subtle “Load up our politicians for a needed, cast-off”
