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Thank You for Fourth of July
Thank you for the Fourth of July The Civil War and Abraham Lincoln The venerable forefathers of yesteryears I wonder what they were thinkin’??
Speak your mind, so it says I have read the first amendment If somebody does not agree with you Land in court as a prime defendant
George Washington and his valiant corps Fought hungry without a stitch The Declaration of Independence Clearly made lawyers, independently rich
I’m sure that Thomas Jefferson In his assertiveness and self control Foreseen the day, when his beloved U.S.A. Would be dependent on the dole
And then there’s Dolly Madison Who’s coughing and starting to choke If poor Dolly were alive today She could sue the villain that got her to smoke
Please don’t forget old John Adams Who shot deer for food and fun I could sue old John today He sold my great-grandfather a gun
The boys that wrote the Constitution Guaranteed the future miserable I learned the facts on talk radio this morning Those boys were all once Liberal
So thank you for the Fourth of July The land of fireworks and barbecue Let’s honor our litigious society We taught them how to sue
