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Thank You for the 21st Century Beauty Salon



Thank You for the 21st Century Beauty Salon
Your gift card for the day was a thoughtful favor
Get unwanted gray removed from out of your hair
While discussing everybody’s next door neighbor

Flush the dry skin from out of your scalp
“Did you know Mrs. Smith found herself a new rich geezer?”
View the fashions of Paris today
“We have some “Do”, I know, which will please her”

My skin was clogged in all the pores
My nails bitten to the nub were not ready
I combed my hair with an eggbeater then
It resembled a side dish of spaghetti

Designing “The Bomb” was a comparable breeze
Seem my eyes and my nose are now mergin’
During the day at the 21st Century Beauty Salon
It was now time for my personal plastic surgeon

“Today you’re in luck, get a discount tummy tuck
Have your abdomen now made up out of steel
No more unwanted dead space, a Botox shot to your lined face
We will add to you life’s sex appeal”

“Collagen to your lip, varicose veins we will strip
Lifting your eyelids so they will no longer droop
Vogue may make you pose, after shedding layers of adipose
It’s time for you to rejoin the social loop”

“Prevent skin decay, here, rub in this magic, Retin A
Choose between implants or a simple breast reduction
Believe what you are seein”, we will make you a new human bein’
The surgeon’s now ready to proceed, with liposuction”

So thank you for the 21st Century Beauty Salon
Oh what a difference it made
Thank you for the 21st Century Beauty Salon
I will be beautiful in the following decade



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