1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to a VCR
I bought myself a new VCR The model was highly rated It got introduced to my rental tape The VCR promptly ate it
After reading the manual line for line I recorded something steamy and juicy I wanted to see boobs and a cute behind And all I saw was “I love Lucy”
I picked up my phone with my U.S.A. warranty I was frustrated, mad and sore The operator said, “I’m afraid my hands now are tied The company has re-located to Singapore”
