1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to the Mexican Restaurant
Suppertime is here again Last night’s fish surely tasted metallic I want something zesty, not the traditional dish To stimulate my sensitive soft palate
The Chinese meal transformed me into a wimp After inhaling the extremely hot mustard The Italian veal left me with a limp From the toxic desert that was passed off as custard
So let us select a wise and excellent choice One you cannot, quite easily demean Let’s go celebrate and then all rejoice Let’s go visit, a genuine Mexican cuisine
The hostess helps you to your seat Her English makes no sense Two weeks ago she was on a Mexican street Illegally crawling through a fence
The waiter hoping for a tip Works hard and never relaxes He brings to you a margarita to sip “Drink Up!”, you’re also paying for his taxes
Start with some salsa or a Mexican roll View the contrived, seedy Mexican ornaments The cook was removed by the Boarder Patrol For failing to provide any documents
Choose the chicken flautas or the rich tangy beef I think I’ll order myself a burrito The sly Maitre Di’s English was a little too brief A striking resemblance to the Frito Bandito
The fajitas of course, I had no remorse I forgot last night’s catastrophic cannelloni I ate the equivalent of an Aqueduct race horse With my Nicole Miller tie dipped into the guacamole
“So come again, I hope you enjoyed the food So take this survey to efficiently rate us” It took a week for my stomach to be unglued Along with the constantly passing, of flatus
