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Sorry to Hear Your Uncle Joined Al Qaeda
Sorry to hear your Uncle joined Al Qaeda The prospects for peace have made the day brighta The world will be just a bit calmer He wanted to become a community pleaser He thanked the U.S. for his temporary Visa He will repay us as a suicide bomber
He came to the U.S. to make amends Planning a party with his Al Qaeda friends Fine dining, on government food stamps A fraction of the religion encourages to be violent The majority of the religion prefers to be silent Your Uncle shined in Al Qaeda training camps
The smile on his face was only a ruse He just couldn’t wait to light the fuse Solving theorems in Geometry class He learned in Boston to ingratiate He knew all the tricks how to assimilate He bet the FBI would sit on their ass
He spent free time as an avid Google looker Learned what to do with a Betty Crocker Pressure Cooker Wide carnage was his ultimate goal Al Qaeda can no longer be seen as the victor Immigration rules must now be stricter Let the terrorists climb back into their hole
Sorry to hear your Uncle joined Al Qaeda He will blow himself up, sooner or later This week, he is the terrorist to choose He has the need, to express and to vent This week you watch, he will be the center event He will be the star, on CNN News
