1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for the New York Potholes
Thank you for the New York City pot holes Carefully hidden and indiscreet Look like the aftermath of a gorilla war In a bombed out, fully destroyed, Lebanese street
The work force is filled with maintenance men I know their habits are not lax For every pothole that grows in New York City Helps stimulate the growing New York City tax
Ruin your tire for a drive on Lexington Ave. Madison Avenue won another “Honorable Mention” All it takes, is a “Too Late” on your braking To leave behind, your once fine, Mercedes front suspension
It’s time for a moonlit drive down on Broadway Who would think there is a pothole collection, of fancy rocks? City maintenance has the repair scheduled, in the morning But by then, say goodbye, to your Porsche’s shocks
The owners of Fred’s Garage are now applauding Their accountant sends to you his regards You just in time avoided a big pothole There will be another, waiting for you, in a few hundred yards
Here comes down the street an eighteen wheeler No doubt the street will get torn Include a six hour perfect rainstorm Call in the nurse, a baby pot hole is getting born
These dubious pot holes are city inconveniences Interferes with our daily automotive journeys Many groups reap significant financial benefits In particular, the shady New York City, Pot Hole attorneys
I’m at wits end, sinking into New York’s hidden pot holes A rigged game, only the sneaky city can win I have learned to avoid driving the streets of New York The idea, has at last, begun to start sinking in
