1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for the Self Help Book
Thank you for the self-help book I used to be more rigid A half a chapter was all that it took I’m no longer considered real frigid
Monogamy was a major part of me I was known as downright boring The music is loud-I’m part of the crowd Nighttime orgies, I am no longer ignoring
After visiting Barnes & Noble Self-help books have raised my self-esteem I used to be immobile My dormant love-life finally is beginning to steam
My cell phone never stops ringing Self-help books have cured my chronic condition Extra confidence it is bringing My sex life is improving with every edition
So thank you for the self-help book Study a topic of one that pleases The title of my next self-help book Will be titled “Sexually Transmitted Diseases”
