1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Sorry to Hear Your Name Got Trashed on FaceBook
Sorry to hear your name got trashed on FaceBook You should have spent the day surfing on Expedia You have been announced to the world as a Face Snook Hanging out with a new friend called Chlamydia
Your fate is now sealed, all ex-boyfriends have revealed Your sexual activities have been published in detail FaceBookers have appealed, hidden thoughts once concealed Your life is now listed in Junk Mail
You fell for the trap, pressed the FaceBook Free App Couldn’t wait to find out what happened to neighbor Rosy No time for a nap, gossip with FaceBook on your lap Its fun to be a voyeur and to be nosy
It took two minutes to wait, and you fell for the bait The FaceBook upgrade was not your smartest decision Thriving on jealous hate, too much on your FaceBook plate You are now the center star of FaceBook derision
With anguish and surprise, a shock to your FaceBook eyes Who would have thought, a private video might get hacked? As fate now complies, a viral FaceBook instant rise Through FaceBook, to every continent you have been tracked
A FaceBook account was sure easy, life would seem breezy Addicted to FaceBook on your job and in your car At first is looked all pleasy, but FaceBook can get sleazy You’re a FaceBook icon, a bona fide FaceBook, video star
Sorry to hear your name got trashed on FaceBook One day you will meet an appropriate suitor Sorry to hear your name got trashed on FaceBook Keep personal thoughts away, at all times, from your computer
