1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Have a Happy Birthday #4
Here’s to another casual birthday For the man with the minimal need You are chauffeured visiting your mass bank account The financial papers you must always read
One hundred employees look up to you To your constant call, they are always most willin’ What do you get for the man who has everything? A strong dose of I.V. Penicillin
