Thank You for Disney World

Thank you for Disney World
I still get the shivers viewing the Walt Disney sign
Pay a fortune for admission to their elite parks
Amuse yourself for hours, while standing in line

Go for a hot breakfast with Mickey Mouse
Have a buffet lunch with Winnie the Pooh
Eat scrambled eggs for fifty bucks a pop
While Tiger the waiter is laughing at you

Bring your Aunt and Mother-in law
Drag along your precocious little brother
Which C.E.O. is playing goofy today?
They’re too busy, suing each other

Magic Kingdom is a favorite of mine
Let’s play a high-tech animated game
Which Disney movie are we viewing this summer?
The characters are repetitiously, starting to look the same

I want to visit the international park again
It’s time to give famous Epcot another chance
Every country has its way of ripping you off
I just got my wallet picked off in France

Please tip the waiter and maitre Di
No Disney employee relishes the thought of getting stuck
I’d never thought I’d live to see the day
When I would get beaten up, by Donald the Duck

Ride the exalted Monorail
Ride from park to park in micro flash
The faster that Disney can get you there
The faster you run out of cash

Walk down the street of Fantasyland
Using one’s imagination, I’m certainly a great fan
Fifty dollars is considered a real bargain today
For a personal picture, snapped with hero, Peter Pan

Now I’m pooped, my feet are tired
It’s time for Tinker Bell to put sleepy sand into my eyes
Tomorrow I will receive my Walt Disney bill
This ain’t no cheap, Mickey Mouse, enterprise

So thank you for Disney World
A total escape constitutes Disney’s true essence
I’m coming home wearing my Mickey Mouse ears
For one week, I reverted to teenage adolescence

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Thank You for Disney World