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Ode to a Tuna Fish
Tuna Fish Tuna Fish Underrated and always abused Buried in the bottom shelf Hardly ever used
Add a little touch of mayo You got a snack that can’t be beaten I never can quite understand why You’re the last one ever eaten
Never touched by little kids You are treated like a leper I’m glad to have you any day With a touch of lemon pepper
Hot dogs, hamburger and pizza pie Kids eat them every hour But serve it with a slice of tomato It’s a side dish I can devour
Continuously left in isolation Not noticed until you’re rotten Never even the second choice And unconsciously forgotten
Tuna Fish Tuna Fish You’ll always be first for me The king of lunchtime festivities The Chicken of the Sea
