1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for Obama Care #1
Thank you for Obama Care My future health plan now looks nice and rosy I will be able to afford my medical healthcare I was promised by Nancy Pelosi
The Democrats are thrilled and stomping their feet Although none of them have ever even read it It is not good enough for their own families to treat They personally refuse, abhor, and thoroughly dread it
“We will save millions at this time ten years from now” In “Obama Care News” it is beautifully said In its thousands of pages, nowhere does it say just how? Since in ten years, most of the patients will be dead
Burden the middle man with increased taxes The Illegals from Honduras are smiling The Senators’ thinking are slightly off axis Encouraging their ten illegal children to now start filing
“Everybody deserves sound medical care” “Everybody deserves this entitlement and benefit” So what if we attract them from almost everywhere “Let the next president worry about our deficit”
The doctors are supportive, they’ll be working for free More will be arriving from Pakistan, so it won’t matter A clear solution, on which all can agree Send the patient to Mexico, for their gall bladder
Tax the rich, a continuous, easy deep pocket “Its about time the wealthy started sharing” The bank CEOs, of course, never will knock it Fed bailouts assures them health plans of smooth sailing
Lawyers are supportive, they received their lion share They become rich filing a frivolous malpractice claim “Please all of you, vote for national ObamaCare!” A competent lawyer finds some rich snook to blame
One day the public will understand the health plan “Looks like we have been fooled again” When your benefits disappear, the feces will hit the fan The next president, will devise a new healthcare scam
