Coming Up on Whackocards.com
In the next several months, approximately another 77 Magical Whackocards will be added
Become a charter member of Whackocards.com, and experience what the 21st Century greeting card is truly meant to be. Wake up in the morning fully refreshed, sip on a cup of coffee, glance the headlines and remember, “Send somebody a Whackocard today!”
Up and Coming Whackocards
1-Ode to Classical Music
2-Ode to a New York Taxi
3-Thank You for Elvis Presley
4-Ode to a Fichus
5-Thank You for the Answering Machine
6-Ode to the State Lottery
7-Ode to the Boy Scouts Summer Camp
8-Thank You for the beach Chair
9-Thank You for the Pick Up Truck
10-Thank You for the Rainy Day
11-Ode to “So You Want to Marry a Millionaire?”
12-Thank You for the Baby Shower
13-Ode to the Car Mechanic
14-Thank You for the Christmas Spirit
15-Ode to Your Musical Elevator
16-Ode to Your Dentist #3
17-Ode to a Barbeque Grill
18-Ode to the American News Media
19-Ode to a Doctor’s Hormone Shot
20-Ode to the Hardware Store
21-Thank You for the Walk in Central Park
22-Thank You for Marilyn Monroe
23-Ode to a Deadbeat Fathers Day #1
24-Ode to a Deadbeat Father’s Day #2
25-Thank You for the 20th Century Diseases
26-Thank You for the Welfare Roll
27-Ode to Disco
28-Ode to a Treadmill
29-Thank You for the Las Vegas Trip
30-Thank You for the Broadway Shows
31-Ode to an Old Rock & Roller
32-Ode to an Old Hippi
33-Ode to Rock
34-Thank You for the Beatles
35-Ode to a Stewardess
36-Thank You for the O.T.B.
37-Ode to the Bug Light
38-Ode to the Looney Tunes
39-Ode to the Weatherman
40-Thank You for the Summertime
41-Ode to Your Psychiatrist
42-Ode to Second Hand Smoke
43-Ode to the Cleaners
44-Ode to the T.V. Repairman
45-Thank You for the Computer Hackers
46-Sorry to Hear How the Secret Service Got Serviced
47-Gotta Get You Outta My Life #5
48-Gotta Get You Outta My Life #6
49-Here’s to Our Anniversary #7
50-Here’s to Our Anniversary #8
51-Here’s to Our Anniversary #9
52-Here’s to Our Anniversary #10
53-Have a Happy Birthday #7
54-Have a happy Birthday #8
55-Have a Happy Birthday #9
56-Thank You for the Sleeping Pills
57-Thank You for the Plaza Hotel
58-Ode to the Athletic Club
59-Thank You for the World Wide Web
60-Ode to a Frisbee
61-Thank You for the Frequent Flyer Miles
62-Thank You for the Y2K
63-Thank You for the Car Wash
64-Thank You for the Hospital Food
65-Ode to Bill Clinton’s White House
66-Thank You for the Boom Box
67-Ode to the Barber Shop
68-Thank You for F.A.O Shwarz
69-Thank You for the Democratic Diet Plan
70-Ode to the Electrician
71-Thank You for the NASDAQ
72-Ode to the 21st Century Rip-Off Artist
73-Thank You for the Insurance Agent
74-We are Exchanging Attorneys This Year (A
Romantic Legal Duet)
75-Thank You for the Calculator
76-Thank You for the Football Games
77-Thank You for the F.B.I.
The Whackocard Writing Contest
In the next few months as well, those with the creative
urge who wish to display their fine writing talents in
the form of a Whackocard will be able to submit his/
her finest creation. Any of the five categories will be
fine. Not only will the winner have his card printed and
name credited to the Whackocard, but will be honored
with the new Whackocard T-Shirt. Let everybody
know you are proud to be a Certified Whacko.
Whackocard T-Shirt
Be proud to wear this shirt –You have earned it. Pass
the WSATs and you are eligible to purchase this
high quality shirt guaranteed not produced in China.
Become a ranking file member of Whackocards and
receive a steep discount on you shirt.
