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Sorry to Hear About Our Catastrophic National Debt
Sorry to hear about our catastrophic national debt Our fiscal obligations can no longer be met Pragmatism along with wisdom is now an obscurity Congress is down on its bended knees As our job market has shifted to distant overseas Sayonara to your years of Social Security
Minimal wage was deemed fair game indeed Without a job market, there certainly was no need With binoculars, observe massive work force migration Join the union, be revered for your guts Go out on strike, don’t accept their peanuts Be proud of our Third World, bankrupt nation
Praise the wisdom and deeds of our fine government Every poor soul rightfully deserves, a rich entitlement It says so in our sacred constitution Chinese merchandise seems so appealing Don’t hit your head, on the low fiscal debt ceiling Raising middle class taxes, is the callous solution
“Sacrifice” is Obama’s one and only pitch If you have a current job, you are now considered rich Our country’s finances are all out of order Politicians promise anything to rise in the poll Democrats stay in office, enticing the swelling welfare roll While encouraging illegals, to enter South of the Border
The sleepy public doesn’t care about fiscal intrigue Placate the peasants, with the National Football League What does it matter, it’s a trillion dollar financial hole? No lawyer or doctor, but a banker from the Ivy League class The peasants, third and one, pray for a miracle forward pass Watch Chinese ads, during the next Super Bowl
The bankers were prepared, they covered their tracks Tenacious Lehman Brothers, the devious Goldman Sachs Meet Ben Bernake, the latest full time professor Bankers shake your hand, then offer you a cheap loan Default on your mortgage, as they re-possess your town home Taught by Alan Greenspan, Ben’s dismal predecessor
On the brink of default, the economy starts to teeter The peasants are concerned, about the hitting of Derek Jeter You lost your job but gained another hideous tattoo Subscribe to Netflix, prolong your visceral enjoyment Watch episodes of South Park, collect your unemployment Our Federal Reserve, has the visions of Mr. Magoo
Congress is pointing fingers, nobody accepts the blame Peasants hold their breath, for the “Decision” of Lebron James Democrats and Republicans will never be chummy Listen attentively, the President has spoke “We have run out of entitlements, the country is broke” Obama read, “Fixing National Debt, for Dummies”
Congress will face, the voter’s vicious November wrath Congress couldn’t pass ethics, they flunked high school math Can these Bozos deal with this threat? Meeting all day, no progress detected These clowns have one goal, it is to be re-elected No wonder, we are three trillion deep in debt
Sorry to hear about our catastrophic National Debt This government is done, the next one will be better yet All we can do is but to try Our economic news is sad to report Along with the jobs, our senators we should also export Our capital building, should be moved to Shanghai
