1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for Obamacare #3
Thank you for Obamacare Doctors are trained, “First do no harm” Your Obamacare, may not be fair Afford only half a cast, on your fully, broken arm
“Your Gall Bladder must remain in another two years But still you must pay your taxes” Your government will not respond to tears Will not respond to phone calls of your faxes
Your employer will pay up for the missing insurance slack He will take good care of the workers he hired He won’t care if you are white or black Thank you for Obamacare, you are likely to get fired
All the poor will now be treated An aching stomach or a weakening heart The Senators will continue to be seated For their personal healthcare, they will not want any part
Illegal immigrants will all rejoice Jumping over fences by the hour Illegal immigrants get a free medical choice As long as they keep the Democrats in full power
Obamacare will be good for you With Obamacare I will stick Avoid your tonsils or the flu You will be fine as long as you avoid getting sick
Thank you for Obamacare The election is over and your fate is firmly sealed Don’t despair Obamacare can’t compare Hopefully Obamacare, will mercifully get repealed
