1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Here's to Our Anniversary
Here’s to our anniversary, my love Red roses are coming, here is a dozen I married you for your wit and your charm I now wish, I had married your rich, first cousin
We married with the hope of prosperity We vowed to love each other if times were bleak I have been getting, serious second thoughts, my love Being married now, for an entire, one whole week
