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Ode to Shredded Wheat
Breakfast time is here again The meal most vital to eat Forget your sissy Cheerios Fill up my bowl with Shredded Wheat
Take a walk down the snacking isle Share a box with your brothers and sisters Sliced banana adds to your morning smile Shredded Wheat is like grandma’s old whiskers
Rent out a movie on Saturday Shredded Wheat is a great snack to munch A little beach nibble on a hot summer’s day Beats the hell out of Captain Crunch
Spice up your dreams, add strawberries and cream Fruit Loops can’t compete against that Try Shredded Wheat, a nutritious hearty treat And contains not one gram of fat
