1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for Our Senators
Thank you for our Senators The best and brightest minds around Did you watch the Clarence Thomas Hearings? Who voted for these clowns?
Politicians and lawyers are continuously elected Somewhere there has to be competent others How are these cretins perpetually selected? It’s time to nominate the three Marx Brothers
Here’s to Senator Joe Biden He had poor Clarence under the grill I was impressed with his enthusiastic tenacity Another graduate from Blueberry Hill
The glorious government is constitutional Everyone has the potential to be a star Still you need a few million to run for office With no money, you won’t get very far
So thank you for our Senators The finest scholars offered from each individual state Money and name is what it takes to be elected you see Explaining why our leaders are still, second rate
